March Answer Month meme

OK, since all of my friends are doing this meme, I guess I'll jump on the bandwagon.

Ask me a question -- any question. I know I am a complex, contradictory, and difficult person to understand, and often people just don't "get" me. So I'll do my best to explain myself here.

Anonymous questions WILL be allowed, though I don't guarantee I'll answer them. All questions will be screened.

Ask away!