After 22 years of work and gods only know how much money, I finally got...
...a piece of paper.
The text reads:
1893
The board of trustees of Western Washington University
on recommendation of the faculty and by virtue of the
authority vested in it by law has conferred upon
Kevyn Daniel Jacobs
The Degree of
Bachelor of Arts
Given at Bellingham, in the state of Washington, this
twenty second day of August, two thousand eight.
Karen W. Morse
President of the University
Philip E. Sharpe, Jr.
Chair of the Board of Trustees
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Suggestion: Once you've grown tired of looking at the original, scan it at good resolution. Have it framed. Send it to your Mom for 'safekeeping'. She'll feel better being able to see and touch it from time to time, I think.
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I'm going to frame my diploma for my wall, but I scanned it and sent it to Mom, who has already printed it out!
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Detailbear makes a good suggestion, your mom would like knowing it's safe and she's a big reason why you graduated. If you are feeling sappy you could make her a diploma too.
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Yup, it was a good suggestion, and I did scan it and send the scan to her.
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Congratulations, and good luck
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