Dear Santa meme

[kevyn]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In July I bought porn for detailbear (10 points). In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the I-5 near LA (-76 points). In May on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card and sold it on eBay (-40 points). Last Tuesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last week I gave tianas_knife a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-124 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, Hagrid

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