My smoking Quit Date is April 15th.

[kevyn]

Ponder these words and shudder...
For the impossible is possible
(Just not always very likely).


So. I'm doing what I haven't tried in a couple of years: Quitting Smoking.

I've done it hundreds of times before, so I know I can successfully quit.

Staying quit, now that's the hard part.

Thanks to a gift from a friend, I have nicotine patches.

Thanks to the Washington Quit Line coach for the Quit Date. Let the stages of grief begin.

And Thanks to the SCHIP program for making cigarettes too fucking expensive for me to buy!!!!!!

AAAAAAARG! I Don't wanna quit! I don't wannaaaaa quit... waaaaah waaaah waaah

(*ahem*)

(OK, better. Apologies for the outburst of the Id.)

Now I need to go buy some straws to replace my oral fixation.

Comments

[tianas-knife.livejournal.com]

toothpicks!
Toothpicks always do it for my oral fixation. Plus i can clean my teeth.

[kevynjacobs.livejournal.com]

OK, toothpicks!

[tianas-knife.livejournal.com]

OH OH!!!

Dick!

Dick does it for my oral fixation. Plus i can clean my teeth. Wait. Ok, not so much of the teeth cleaning.

[kevynjacobs.livejournal.com]

LOL I wondered if anyone was going to run with that!

There is, unfortunately, not enough dick in my life.

[tianas-knife.livejournal.com]

yeah thats why toothpicks come in handy, I guess.
There are never enough dicks. *sigh*

[kevynjacobs.livejournal.com]

Too true, too true.