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aristotimos.
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. I'm harnessed.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. To be an astronomer.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. Autofellatio.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Scotch on the rocks.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Broccoli.
6) What was the last book you read?
A. Darkness Visible by William Styron.
7) What the most embarrassing thing you're willing to admit?
A. I wet the bed until I was 15.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. Tabula rasa.
9) Worst Habit?
A. SMOKE!
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. Hell yes.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A. Walking.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. Both, I think.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Try really hard not to fart.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. My old man deciding he didn't want to be a husband & father.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. My big toes are so long, I am almost pedidextrous.
16) Do you have any pets?
A. None allowed where I live. (I *am* the pet.)
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. I'd be delighted!
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A. Ha ha ha! He gets it! GAY!
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. SCARY AS FUCK!
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. Always wondered what it would be like to have a flaccid dick that dangled.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Crime, until the guilt kicked in.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Blue.
23) Ever been arrested?
A. Yep.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A. Bottle.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Pay bills.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. Sehome Hill.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. Skeptical.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. That's private ;-) Second favourite thing: Computer.
30) Do you swear a lot?
A. I've said my share of shits and fucks.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. Smokers who throw butts on the ground.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Oaf.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. I'm beginning to.
35) Do you believe in God?
A. Which one?
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. Yes.
aristotimos.1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. I'm harnessed.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. To be an astronomer.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. Autofellatio.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Scotch on the rocks.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Broccoli.
6) What was the last book you read?
A. Darkness Visible by William Styron.
7) What the most embarrassing thing you're willing to admit?
A. I wet the bed until I was 15.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. Tabula rasa.
9) Worst Habit?
A. SMOKE!
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. Hell yes.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A. Walking.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. Both, I think.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Try really hard not to fart.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. My old man deciding he didn't want to be a husband & father.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. My big toes are so long, I am almost pedidextrous.
16) Do you have any pets?
A. None allowed where I live. (I *am* the pet.)
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. I'd be delighted!
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A. Ha ha ha! He gets it! GAY!
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. SCARY AS FUCK!
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. Always wondered what it would be like to have a flaccid dick that dangled.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Crime, until the guilt kicked in.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Blue.
23) Ever been arrested?
A. Yep.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A. Bottle.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Pay bills.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. Sehome Hill.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. Skeptical.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. That's private ;-) Second favourite thing: Computer.
30) Do you swear a lot?
A. I've said my share of shits and fucks.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. Smokers who throw butts on the ground.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Oaf.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. I'm beginning to.
35) Do you believe in God?
A. Which one?
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. Yes.
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